Writers’ Review: Wonderland
Well hello, faithful patrons! Zoë and Lauren here, your trusty, sometimes saucy, and hopefully en route to being your favorite duo behind the Can Can blog. We’re so excited to bring you another Writer’s Review, you might as well slap a couple of sleigh bells on our asses and call us Mariah Carey right after she receives her December paycheck.
Now, it certainly can’t be the holidays without a fresh rendition of Wonderland, and, may we just say, this year’s production is nothing short of holiday cheer with a dash of kink.
Let's be clear. Are we in any way qualified to give anything close to a professional opinion here? Not in the slightest. Are we hardcore fans who feel like we somehow scored a couple of VIP passes and now get to marvel at the fabulous world of sequined corsets, sex appeal, and titillating tinsel? Oh, yeah.
So, make yourself a little holiday treat, light the yule log, and let’s dive into some of our favorite Wonderland moments that had us questioning how bad it would really be if we ended up on the naughty list this year.
When it was confirmed that Red is absolutely the color of the season
Have you ever been so sure you just cannot pull off fringe after seeing someone who certainly can [can]… hehe.
2. Let us have a moment for everyone’s sexuality being questioned during this little number
Santa, if you’re reading this, we’d like Sasha under our tree this year.
3. When Nicholas’s rendition of “Hallelujah” put us on a one-way trip to Feels Town
I’m not crying…you’re cr- yeah okay I’m definitely crying.
4. Don’t bother asking if they’re going to fight or f#!%
Have you ever walked in on your friends about to f#!%, and you secretly liked it?
Yeah. Us too.
5. ‘Tis simply not a Can Can show without Jonny’s hot bod spinning around the stage
Can you imagine being spun like a dreidel and STILL serving face!?!? Icon.
